Ideas About Health Care
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW, THE SENATE TRUMPCARE BILL– YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS THEY’RE TRYING TO PASS– ( AUDIENCE BOOING ).>>Stephen: WELL, YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT. THEY’VE SUFFERED SOME SETBACKS THIS WEEK…
I HAVE A STORY TO TELL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY LAST WEEK. I’M SORRY. YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL, BUT IT WAS A SCARY STORY. AND BEFORE I GO INTO IT, I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. OKAY? SO WHEN I’M TELLING THIS, DON’T GET…
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What the hell is this, you’re skinny?! Didn’t you eat any food while you were away? Put some butter in whatever you were eating, damnit… you WANT to die? Eating McDonalds, Taco Bell, all this bullshit, that’s what made you skinny. LOOK AT YOUR SON, he’s killing himself. – Idiot doesn’t study… – It looks…
(doorbell rings) -(woman) Oh! Oh, my goodness. …that thing is not moving. -(man) Thank you. -(woman) Bye! Oh, my God, you’re pretty scary. My dog’s gonna freak. Who are you? You’re pretty good. Okay. Trick or treat? -(woman giggling) That’s really creeping me out. -Hello, scary, scary, scary person. I’m not gonna lie. You’re kinda…
I HAVE A STORY TO TELL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY LAST WEEK. I’M SORRY. YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL, BUT IT WAS A SCARY STORY. AND BEFORE I GO INTO IT, I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. OKAY? SO WHEN I’M TELLING THIS, DON’T GET…
>>These guys dying healthy it seems harder than ever.>>For even the most basic health advice seems impossible. Which brings us to tonight’s big question what do you people want from me.>> From May.>>First we need to get enough exercise. In general adults should get about five hours a week of moderate exercise or two and…
>>MR. LEWIS >>THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH YOUR ASSOCIATES. I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER’S HEALTH. LET’S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING ON IN YEARS. >>OH, THAT. OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS. I SEE HOW IT IS. WELL YOUR MAMA SO…