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Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems – Key & Peele

Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems – Key & Peele

Posted on November 2, 2019 by Alexander Collins


THANK YOU
FOR COMING IN WITH YOUR ASSOCIATES. I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR,
BUT… WE NEED TO MAKE
SOME SERIOUS DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER’S HEALTH.
LET’S BE HONEST. SHE IS GETTING ON
IN YEARS. – OH, SNAP. OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS.
I SEE HOW IT I– WELL, YO MAMA SO OLD,
HER LAST NAME IS “OSAURUS.” [laughter] – BOOM! – N-NO, MR. LOUIS,
IT WASN’T AN INSULT. I–I WAS JUST SAYING
THAT YOUR MOTHER’S CONDITION IS DETERIORATING, UH,
BECAUSE SHE’S GETTING OLDER. – OH, SEE THAT’S COLD, THOUGH.
THAT’S A COLD ONE, OKAY. OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS.
HEY, Y’ALL. YO MAMA SO OLD,
IN HER HISTORY CLASS, THEY JUST WROTE DOWN
WHAT THEY WAS DOING. [laughter] HE’S TALKING ABOUT–
HE’S TALKING ABOUT– CH-CH-CH-CH-CH–
CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH– [laughs] – MR. LOUIS,
THIS ISN’T AN INSULT CONTEST. NOT ONLY
IS YOUR MOTHER ELDERLY, BUT ALSO HER ABILITY
TO WALK IS CURRENTLY BEING AFFECTED
BY HER WEIGHT. – OH.
– OOH. – SEE, OKAY.
IT JUST GOT REAL. – NO, I’M NOT INSULTING HER.
I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU THE– – YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN
SHE GO TO THE MOVIE THEATER, BITCH SITTING
NEXT TO EVERYONE. – EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
– LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? YOUR MOTHER NEEDS
TO MANAGE HER WEIGHT, OR THERE CAN BE
SOME REAL PROBLEMS. – OH…KAY!
ALL RIGHT. OH, YEAH. YO MAMA IS SO FAT, SHE NEED
A LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE NUMBER TO FIND
HER OWN ASS[bleep]. – OH!
[laughter] – LOOK AT HIS FACE! YEAH!
LOOK AT HIS FACE! – AH! AH!
– GIVE IT TO HIM. – OH.
– GIVE ME SOME. – IT’S COORDINATES, SON.
COORDINATES. NOW WHO’S THE DOCTOR? – I AM THE DOCTOR.
MR. LOUIS, I AM. AND IT IS MY JOB TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOUR MOTHER IS GETTING THE CARE
THAT SHE NEEDS. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WOMAN
WHO TOOK CARE OF YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
IS TAKE CARE OF HER IN HER OLD AGE
AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! – I’M SORRY. – I’M SORRY
THAT I LOST MY TEMPER. – NO, REALLY, DOCTOR. I GUESS…
I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND BECAUSE I KNOW HER CONDITION
IS REALLY SERIOUS. AND…I DON’T KNOW,
I GUESS HUMOR IS THE ONLY WAY
I CAN REALLY DEAL WITH IT, UH– [sighs] I JUST KNOW
THAT SHE’S SAID SO MANY TIMES SHE DOESN’T WANT
ANYTHING INVASIVE DONE. – REALLY?
I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT. UM, THAT’S INTERESTING,
BECAUSE SHE DID NOT MENTION THAT TO ME IN OUR
PREVIOUS CONVERSATION… ‘COURSE IT WAS DIFFICULT
TO HEAR HER WITH MY [bleep]
IN HER MOUTH. SNAP, MR. LOUIS. OH, SNAP. NOW LET’S TALK
ABOUT THE PROCEDURE.

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31 thoughts on “Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems – Key & Peele”

  1. The Protean bro says:
    October 3, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    This somehow got me to both laught and cry.

    Reply
  2. Ryan Murphy says:
    October 4, 2019 at 4:33 am

    So Apu is racist, but this isn't? Apu isn't racist. Neither is this. There. Concluded.

    Reply
  3. jerry koochie says:
    October 4, 2019 at 8:54 am

    when you realize its that same doctor from the make a wish skit

    Reply
  4. mad max says:
    October 4, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    1:43 that Dow low to the skeleton though!! 😂😂

    Reply
  5. Jesse Collins says:
    October 4, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    They are really good at acting lol I’m impressed too often by them haha

    Reply
  6. Anna Mozatee says:
    October 4, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Yeah, yet somehow it's "racist" when Hank Azaria does it as Apu on the Simpson's.

    Reply
  7. Aeimos says:
    October 4, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Why are blacks so annoying?

    Reply
  8. Uncle Ham says:
    October 5, 2019 at 12:27 am

    Oh snap!

    Reply
  9. Gina Bizzaro's Ghosts says:
    October 5, 2019 at 3:26 am

    You two are the best actors on the planet. Does anybody else see this???

    Reply
  10. Robbie S says:
    October 5, 2019 at 6:52 am

    Certificate of Excellence goes to Mr. Key for portraying an Indian Doctor. From India. It's 100/100.

    Reply
  11. Gavinda jya jya says:
    October 5, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Key and his facial expressions are pure class.

    Reply
  12. T.K Jenkins says:
    October 7, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Peele looking like tyler the creator

    Reply
  13. jacob kirkwood says:
    October 11, 2019 at 12:25 am

    2019 October who wit it😁😆😁😊🙃

    Reply
  14. F N says:
    October 11, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    snap, mr lewis…. oh snap

    Reply
  15. Clinton Aidoo says:
    October 13, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    I really love your sketches but you don't have the Jesus and Mary Magdalene sketch….. I need it

    Reply
  16. Neithongulie Nakhro says:
    October 15, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Yo momma's so black when she dive into a pool, she looks like an oil spill…

    My favorite yo momma joke back then …😁 No offense.

    Reply
  17. Asad Khan says:
    October 19, 2019 at 9:08 am

    I am Indian and can confirm his Indian accent is on point 😂

    Reply
  18. Prashant Upadhyaya says:
    October 20, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    I am Indian and am offended………….
    That Key plays a better Indian than I am!!!

    Reply
  19. Diego Hinojosa says:
    October 21, 2019 at 4:53 am

    Watching Key & Peele high. Funniest shit in the world. Pure laughter.

    Reply
  20. young Vegeta says:
    October 21, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    This is actually comedic genuis

    Reply
  21. young Vegeta says:
    October 21, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    All of these sketches could be dark movies lol

    Reply
  22. WeebKiller3502 says:
    October 23, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Who's Joe?

    Reply
  23. Hifi Universal music says:
    October 23, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    That part when key got in his ass gave me chills

    Reply
  24. even doresu cares says:
    October 24, 2019 at 2:43 am

    your mama so fat her phone is set to international

    Reply
  25. Xotoc Nemo says:
    October 25, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  26. April Simkins says:
    October 25, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    The start with the accent was hilarious!!

    Reply
  27. Ganesh Singh says:
    October 28, 2019 at 6:03 am

    His accent so indian

    Reply
  28. Sergio Muñiz says:
    October 29, 2019 at 5:34 am

    Snap mr. Lewis, oh snap.

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
  29. The Appliance Apprentice says:
    October 30, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    It's crazy how Key can act every race so perfectly.

    Reply
  30. Boo Boo Keys says:
    October 31, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    C O O R D I N A T E S

    Reply
  31. Insta Kill says:
    November 2, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said "Holy shit that's my phone number"

    Reply

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